You may be wondering...what are hair eyes? Allow me to explain. As I am driving my 3 yr old to the park this morning, the following conversation ensues:
Delta: "Do you have hair eyes?"
Me: "Hair eyes?"
Delta: "Yeah." (At this point I would normally correct her by asking her to say, "Yes, Ma'am"--it's a Southern thing--but I am curious about whether or not I have "hair eyes.")
Me: A pause....then an epiphany. "Do you mean eyes in the back of my head?"
Me: "Do you think I have hair eyes?"
Delta: A pause....then, "Yes."
So I guess I do. And if I ever write a book, it will be called Hair Eyes.